how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
- T-ara : Bully new member.
- Super Junior : Bullied by new member.
- Infinite: Bully the leader.
- B.A.P: Bullied by cordi noona.
- Bom: Bully everyone
- MBLAQ: Bully Joon, who doesn't realize he's being bullied.
a b c d e f g
b a p is chasing me
one has abs, one is cute
one is trying to steal my food
now i’m running for my life
‘cause the pimp one has a knife
Fuck everything =x=;;
I WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES TO CALM MYSELF BUT NOOO I’M SO FREAKING NICE THAT I LET MY FRIENDS BORROW THEM. Fuck the shit. fuck the fucking shit. shit the fuck.
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
- SM: SHINee, you are now sunbaes to our new boygroup EXO
- SHINee: We want to be good role models!
- EXO: *excited*
- SHINee: *starts making out on stage*
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE RIGHT NOW
OH MY FUCKING GOD
- If I’m a fan or not a fan
- How long I’ve been a fan
- The first song I heard by them
- My favourite song as of now
- The first MV I saw
- My favourite MV as of now
- Who my bias is
- Who my least favourite member is
- My OTP
- A pairing I dislike
- And lastly, an unpopular opinion
- At 5am in Korea:
- Mom: WHAT IS THAT NOISE??
- Me: Chill, it's my ringtone mom.
- Mom: WHO IS CALLING YOU AT FIVE AM?
- Me: My friends in America?????
- Mom: oh, okay.
- At 9am in Korea:
- Mom: YUNI. WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE NONSENSE ON YOUR ITOUCH?
- Me: MOM. IT'S CALLED METAL. DEAL WITH IT.
- Mom: I want to listen to =some random old song that I have=
- Me: NO METAL.
- Both of us: Flail at each other.
I really do not like people. Being betrayed and hearing all this bullshit about people hurting others in the name of religion or some shit like that makes me want to nuke everything. Yeah, my reaction is somewhat unreasonable, but frankly, after the torture we put each other in, we’re no longer the sane humans we claim to be. Yeah I’m bias about some countries because maybe they’re actually TRYING. (well, not korea, but it’s korea)
I’m just not happy with the world. I kinda wish society could look at themselves and process the monstrosity they have committed.
Then I saw BAP GIFs.
Kyuhyun, they said, likes to joke around with the other members and make fun of them
Its all his hyungs fault I say
- Tumblr: You have an unsaved post!
- Me: STOP REMINDING ME OF MY FAILED ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY
- Bangsters: Omg your cave voice, your gummy smile, your hair, your pefection / Your tigger and typos / Your manly charms and lyrics / YOU SUPPORT CHARITY / TAKE ME NOW
- Himes: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE? / HOW CRAZY DO YOU LOOK RIGHT NOW / WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING / You gorgeous / Derpchan / Himgod / Perfect everything / omg let me love you
- Daewons: Your beautiful voice / I HATE YOU SO MUCH / Stop looking at the camera like that / Stop biting your lips / Your perfect highnotes / Busan Wonbin / Daebutt / Fatty with FOOD
- Brainboxes: You fluffly fluff ball of fluff princess / Look how adorable you are / Your cheeks are too cute / Youngjae Babo / OMG HE'S BEING SEXY / LET ME HUG YOU
- Cheetos: You lost little puppy / ABS ABS ABS / BODY PORN / SEX ME UP RIGHT NOW / You are not innocent AT ALL / I'm getting jailed because of you / Get the hell out
- Jellies: Look at the cute maknae / Giant baby / Naekkeoya / Look how he's always after Yongguk hyung / I AM OLDER THAN YOU WHAT AM I DOING HERE AT ALL
- Babys in general: Sobbing / Whale noises / Dying / Life ruiners / Non-stop spazzing since January 2012